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420-intheafternoon:

Ok so today i was in spanish class with my fave teacher who literally sucks butt for a living and i thought of that episode of friends where Phoebe is working for a company and she has to sell toner to customers over the phone. So I was totally fine and that thought went away until i remembered that someone called her and she asked them if they wanted to buy any toner and then they said “no. I want to kill myself” and then she had to flip through this book of things to say when people say stuff like that and she was just like “is it because you don’t have any toner??” and then I started laughing really hard and it was really quiet and my teacher asked me what was so funny so i decided to tell her and literally after i was done telling my story the whole class laughed but she gave me a death stare, and then like 5 minutes later she asked a question and i raised my hand and she was literally like “No?? Nobody knows?” and so long story short she totally hates me now and it was all because I was thinking of a super funny episode of friends but i mean whateva i had a little chuckle.

ok i thought that was gonna be funny but i guess u had to be there so whatever sorry i wasted ur time keep scrolling.

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haemus:

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

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